Self-improvement Enthusiasts Mugs

"This is your wake-up call - change or die."

Self examination.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I was a good dog, but I never took the time to make myself a great dog.'

'Get your hair cut, lose some weight, have a shave, be good to your mother...'

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous: "The meetings CLOSE at ten o'clock. We don't have a KNOCKING OFF time.'

'What a surprise seeing you here. Having your ‘before' picture taken?'

Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to dogs.

"Whatever you can conceive, you can achieve."

"Figures...as soon as I start focusing on my future...I nearly get squashed by the present."

Think of yourself as a life Manager...as though you were a separate person who's been hired to manage your life. Ask yourself: Has your Life Manager done a good job at getting you dates or making your dreams come true?"

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

How To...Multi-Task

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

You're blinking wrong...

Sigh. No one ever notices my inner growth.

Day 3. It's been 72 hours since I've hit on a chick or let myself be preoccupied with one. The cleansing process is working. I'm beginning to broaden my horizons. For instance

Me, I was a gorgeous duckling.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

The over-the-counter versions

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

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