Self-help Enthusiast Pillows

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

Self empowerment

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

Problem Page.

The Optimists Channel: Today, in stocks...there's good news if you believe adversity makes you stronger.

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Mess of decluttering books

"You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else."

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

How to manage criticism.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Motivational Speakers'

Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"The book you returned on 'Improving your memory' is three weeks overdue."

Conciousness-Lowering Encounter Group

'Which one shall I get?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Have you got any self-help books?'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"And lately, I've had this weird self-sabotage sort of thing happening at work. Every time I get all my ducks in a row, I eat 'em!"

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

How to stop your inner child from playing with matches.