Self-help Enthusiast Gifts

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'

Identity Crisis Support Group

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

Self empowerment

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'

The Optimists Channel: Today, in stocks...there's good news if you believe adversity makes you stronger.

Problem Page.

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

'Simplify your life' workshop 10am

"You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else."

Mess of decluttering books

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Tonight's anger management class has been cancelled.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

How to win friends and influence people,

"The book you returned on 'Improving your memory' is three weeks overdue."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'Motivational Speakers'

Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.

Conciousness-Lowering Encounter Group

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

How to manage criticism.

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."

'Which one shall I get?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Perhaps you're simply scrambling to make up for lost time.'

Self help books. One step at a time.

it's his way of easing into full retirement.