Self-help Book Enthusiast Gifts

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Always expect the best

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Chicken soup books

'You have a fauxbia.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"