Self-help Book Enthusiast Gifts

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"He read the 'one minute manager' but I think he got the wrong end of the stick!"

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Chicken soup for the sole.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You must heal yourself.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Always expect the best

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever