Self-help Book Aficionado Gifts

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Self Help / Elf Help.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Always expect the best

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'You have a fauxbia.'

Chicken soup books

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'