Self-help Admirer Gifts

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Self help acupuncture

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

What else is there to wish for?

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Self Help / Elf Help.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Always expect the best

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

New Twenty Blades

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Identity Crisis Support Group

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.