Self-help Admirer Gifts

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Self help acupuncture

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

What else is there to wish for?

Dating is so expensive...

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

New Twenty Blades

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Always expect the best

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'