Self-help Lover Gifts

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'The Lemming Book Store'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"What made you start blogging about success?"