Self-help Devotee Gifts

Woman reads a mountain of books, all about OCD.

Up or down.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Spa

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Dating is so expensive...

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'