Self-help Fan Gifts

Room for improvement

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Bu zonked? Try Hank's: Nodding off in minutes"

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"You need to let things go."

"It says we should try taking an immediate and complete break from physical sex."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Bright idea

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You must heal yourself.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Always expect the best

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'You have a fauxbia.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Chicken soup books

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."