Self-help Fan Gifts

Room for improvement

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Bu zonked? Try Hank's: Nodding off in minutes"

I can give this speech. People want to hear my speech. I'll put one word after the next, and before I know it, I'll be giving a speech. Self-motivational speaker.

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"You need to let things go."

"It says we should try taking an immediate and complete break from physical sex."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Bright idea

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Always expect the best

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'You have a fauxbia.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'