Self-care Fan Gifts

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Are you OK hun?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Loofah Lady

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

New Twenty Blades

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

How to recover from a bad day