Self-care Fan T-Shirts

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

"Are you OK hun?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Loofah Lady

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Shaving

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin