Self-care Devotee T-Shirts

'Let's start by getting a handle on your shyness.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Spa

Snow-Flaky Scalp.

Woman on scales.

Do you have any idea who I am?'

'It's a good thing beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core!'

'The say that 'ugliness is only skin-deep' but some people are very thick-skinned...'

Mirror on wall giving out honest advice to woman.

Bad hairy chest day.

Spa day

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'Okay, so you didn't lose any weight at our spa - at least you're well marbled.'

"What happened to you?!!"

"I'd like to see the menu please."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Support Bra

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm recommending a facelift, Mr. Weber.'

Who says you're pasture prime?

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

Trout Pout

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

"Yay! Bad hair day!"

"I'm working on myself right now."

"Doctor when I get botox my eyes look like this. What should I do?"

"I love myself for sending these to me."

"You complete me."

"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."

"You look great. Let's go!"

"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."