Self-care Savant T-Shirts

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Complete Makeover

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Self-esteem room

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Loofah Lady