Self-care Savant Gifts

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Complete Makeover

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Spa

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Self-esteem room

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'