Self-care Fanatics Gifts

'So what's your complaint? '

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sheep In Curlers

Loofah Lady

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Hair spray"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day