Self-care Aficionados Gifts

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

Victoria's secret.

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Freisian 2000

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Loofah Lady

Sheep In Curlers

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

You are what you eat!

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Hair spray"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

New Twenty Blades