Self-care Diva Gifts

Woman in a bathtub.

Spray on Freckles.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Self-esteem room

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Are you OK hun?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'