Self-care Diva Pillows

Woman in a bathtub.

Spray on Freckles.

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Self-esteem room

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Are you OK hun?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."