Self-help Supporter Gifts

I'm a fraug

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

"100 to 1 I don't last the course!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Window Treatment

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.