Self-help Seeker Gifts

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."

Women who Read Too Much

Coping with ducks

Who moved my pants?

DNA Analysis.

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

Management self help books: "He's staring at me, do you think he's having some kind of seizure?" "Managing negotiations chapter 3, 'maintain eye contact whilst reinforcing image of strength and warmth'"

"I think I can". (train)

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'You must assert yourself more.'

Why can't you raise your self-esteem so then you can raise mine?

"He keeps staring at me, do you think he's having some kind of a seizure?" "Managing negotiations Chapter 3...maintain eye contact whilst reinforcing image of strength and warmth."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

'Stan, I'm worried about how contented you seem - I think you need therapy.'

"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Just another couple of pages.'

The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,

"...think positive...think positive...think positive..."

How To Get Up and Get Dressed

"I'll have a large order of personal fulfillment and a glass of self respect with peace of mind on the side."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"

'Come now. It doesn't mean you're not important just because you've never been wiretapped.'

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

There are two tunnels; one has the entry sign 'gratification' and the other has the sign 'Delayed gratification.'

Student reading 'The Power of Positive Thinking' repeats to himself: 'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she . . .'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'I need a good concealer. I've got a lot of emotional leakage.'

How to Be In the Moment

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Nobody understands you?What exactly do you mean by that?"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'