Self-care Seeker Gifts

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Worry Farm

Caution: Free-floating anxieties.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Okay. I'll tell you who the fairest of them all is,on the condition you stop squeezing your spots all over me.'

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Whoa - futures looking a bit iffy.'

Clancy Strip:Women's Questions

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"Well,doctor, it's my acne. It's getting so I'm embarrassed to go out in public."

Eileen's fear of aging follows wherever she goes.

'I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'What do you recommend with white self-loathing?'

'Coveting yourself is the most basic form of reprioritizing.'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Body waxing

Raymond froze. As he stared into the mirror, he bean to realize the truth about himself. The truth he had been denying for far too long... It had finally happened. He was completely washed up.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"Could you check if someone found my lost self-esteem?"

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

The Why

Stress while reading the news

"You seem to be taking personal responsibility for everything except your bill."

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."