Self-help Book Aficionado Pillows

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Always expect the best

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Chicken soup books

'You have a fauxbia.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'