Self-help Book Enthusiasts Gifts

Being Marooned for Dummies.

'When I do become a success, I'm going to buy one of those 'Improve Your Memory' books.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Self Help / Elf Help.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Always expect the best

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Chicken soup books

'You have a fauxbia.'