Self-help Book Readers Gifts

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Chicken soup for the sole.

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Self Help / Elf Help.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

The Catkins Diet

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

(Preschool for Dummies)

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Self-realization.