Self-help Book Readers T-Shirts

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

The Power of Positive Stinking

The Catkins Diet

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Self-realization.

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'