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Santa Self Esteem.

(Preschool for Dummies)

"He claims to be self-educated which means he has a fool as a pupil and an ignoramus as a teacher."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

Autopsies.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"It's a factory recall of some kind. All men born on my birth date are asked to return to Mars for unspecified warranty repairs!"

"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

First Novels.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

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