Self-help Book Lovers T-Shirts

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

Gosh, you're right - It's not important that you believe in the boogeyman, it's only important that I believe in the boogeyman.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'The Lemming Book Store'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

(Preschool for Dummies)

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall