Self-help Book Lovers Prints

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Self Help / Elf Help.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

The Catkins Diet