Handy Helpers Pillows

'How are you doing on your side?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Social Worker

Child doing the washing up

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Human Rights in Myanmar

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Oh, hello darling..."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Blood Donor

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

A starving man sits on a book labeled 'Human Rights'.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

The mysteries of man-land.

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

"'Have it all, Be an executive, community volunteer, a devoted wife and mother,' Good article, you should read this,"