Hooved Helpers Pillows

'I haven't been kicked once since I bought this new thermometer.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Blood Donor

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Will work for grass

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

Maid.

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

Volunteer to make a kid feel like a queen for a day and you may feel like you're emperor of the world.

'NOBODY is SO busy they can't DRINK their coffee like anyone else!'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

"'Have it all, Be an executive, community volunteer, a devoted wife and mother,' Good article, you should read this,"

Should medical students be asked their political opinions?

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

'I don't know if I'll ever be perky again.'

Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.

'I want a second opinion.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'