Hearing Helpers Pillows

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Sorry, what was that?'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Blood Donor

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Deaf in Venice

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

Guide dogs for the deaf

Deaf Musician

Ear Doctor.

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."