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'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Sorry, what was that?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Blood Donor

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

Deaf in Venice

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

Deaf Musician

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Ear Doctor.

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'