Hearing Aid Advocate T-Shirts

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Clubbing

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Covid vaccines

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.