Listening Advocate T-Shirts

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Audio Books

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Twitter censorship

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Freedom Book.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Horace Mann

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Science Applied to Art

'She saw right through me.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Freedom of Expression

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"