Listening Advocate Mugs

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Audio Books

Slavery Reparations

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Twitter censorship

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Freedom Book.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Horace Mann

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

'She saw right through me.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

Science Applied to Art

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Freedom of Expression

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."