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Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

People talking through a stethoscope.

Ear Doctor.

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

Noise Abatement Society

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tinnitus?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Trust Your Doctor

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'Sorry, what was that?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

The herd of hearing.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat