Ear Doctor Pillows

"I can see it! Boy, that is a small cellular phone!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'Well, this IS unusual. There's light at the end of the tunnel!'

Audiology!!

Ear Doctor.

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

"I found the song that's been stuck in your head."

Laryngologist

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Tinnitus?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'They want your underwear.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'