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"I can see it! Boy, that is a small cellular phone!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'Well, this IS unusual. There's light at the end of the tunnel!'

Audiology!!

Ear Doctor.

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

Laryngologist

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Tinnitus?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

Tooth fairy.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No need to shout.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.