Audiologist T-Shirts

"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

'They want your underwear.'

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

"I said, it's the only hearing aid covered by your insurance."

"I think you need a hearing test."

'My tinnitus is so loud it keeps my wife awake.'

"Mr. Hudson, it's time for your hearing test."

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Ear Doctor - "NEXT!!"

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

Worst-case scenario.....Best-case scenario...

'We can't stop the ringing in your ear, but we can modify it to your favorite ringtone.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

"Life without Subtitles."

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Mister Jenkins, your hearing aid is ready.

'Sorry, what was that?'

Disturbance of the Inner Ear

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'You are ear.'

'How's the new hearing aid?'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Hello, I'm calling to let you know about a recall of the hearing aids you recently purchased

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."