Ear Nose And Throat Doctor Pillows

Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Tinnitus?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'They want your underwear.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Tooth fairy.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

'No need to shout.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."