Ear Nose And Throat Doctor Gifts

Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Tinnitus?"

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Tooth fairy.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'No need to shout.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.