Otolaryngology Gifts

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

'Are you sure this conversation is confidential, doctor?'

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"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Tooth fairy.

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

Early Blood Draw

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

Covid Vaccines

'It's the newest endoscopy technique. This ladybug is equipped with a tiny video camera and has been trained to thoroughly explore your nasal passages.'

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

General Hospital sign.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Just to mess with his patients' heads...

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.