Otologist Gifts

"Mr. Hudson, it's time for your hearing test."

Ear Doctor - "NEXT!!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Polluted geese

PSA Banter.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Geese's Thoughts.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Espresso Martini Peacock

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Lost. Readi

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."