Ear Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

Disturbance of the Inner Ear

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Grassy breath?

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Toothbrush Superhero.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Flying Ear Specialist

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'-and who's next?'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'