Disturbance of the Inner Ear
Ear Hygiene Enthusiast T-Shirts
Show off their dedication to ear health with our fun and clever t-shirts! Ideal for enthusiasts who wear their passion proudly, these shirts combine humor with a touch of personal flair.
At the rock concert...
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club
'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...
"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."
'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'
Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'
'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'
'...your teeth are putting on weight.'
Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'
Grassy breath?
They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.
Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving
Three little pig's wolf has bad breath
"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"
Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth
Toothbrush Superhero.
"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."
Flying Ear Specialist
'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'
Earplugs £2 a Pair
When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.
Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.
"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."
'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'
'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'
'I need a new tooth brush.'
"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."
'-and who's next?'
A hasty waste or tasty paste.
'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'
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