Ear Anatomy Enthusiast Pillows

'Are you sure this conversation is confidential, doctor?'

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tinnitus?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'They want your underwear.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Trust Your Doctor

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

The herd of hearing.

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

'Sorry, what was that?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

Flying Ear Specialist

'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

'...time you had your ears syringed?'