Hearing Specialist Prints

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'No need to shout.'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

People talking through a stethoscope.

Ear Doctor.

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

Noise Abatement Society

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tinnitus?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'They want your underwear.'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Trust Your Doctor

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

The herd of hearing.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"