Hearing Care Prints

Whistler

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'Sorry, what was that?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf

Old People Whisperer

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Deaf Musician

Ear Doctor.

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."