Hearing Care Gifts

Whistler

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Sorry, what was that?'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Old People Whisperer

Deaf Musician

Ear Doctor.

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."