Hearing Awareness Gifts

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

National Everything Awareness Day

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Can't even hold signs well.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Welcome to the United States."

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

Sewer Rats

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Turn that noise down !

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'